Saturday, November 14, 2009

Hey there, bad news, its the exam period. Good news, I'm already done with three papers so one more left. Crazy four days where I had three papers although it pales in comparison to the 5 papers I had in 5 draining days last semester. An episode I'd gladly forget all too soon.

Anyways, this time round, I gave it my all so hopefully everything turns out fine! Anyway anyway, the reason why I came in to blog was because of this really cool website I found! www.websiteoutlook.com. It estimates the value of your website. I found it while goofing around the internet while one of my 'breaks' while studying. Typed in my blog and WALA it has an estimated worth of 876 USD!

HOW COOL IS THAT? And it also states that my blog has an average of 65 views per day! I didnt know I had so many readers.. Maybe I should just turn pro mannnnn. Haha, I'm kidding. A bit cranky I guess from too much caffeine.

Which brings me to.. Have you guys ever had a caffeine overdose? I think i just had one yesterday. I literally downed a thick concoction of thick solid pure coffee plus one can of mother which is an energy drink in Australia equivalant to two cans of redbull. I wanted to stay awake for the whole night to work on my maths and boy did i stay awake. While writing equations and formulaes, I had to prevent myself from tearing the notepad into shreds with my ferocious writing. It was all good at first till the wee hours when the shakings came.

Hands wobbling, legs wobbling. And that I was ok with. I was so tired mentally that it was fun to see my hands wobble. That was that, till the wobbling of bowels came and by that time, it wasnt funny anymore. Well the rest of the story you guys should know. Asshole hurts still.

Well, I was thinking about something in the library this afternoon while studying for my last paper today. It isnt something that I'd normally blog about but I was thinking like what the hell. Why not.

Its like this, I just had a usual bickering session with penny and it was just a small one. In fact, I wouldnt even call it a bicker since thats probably how we communicate 99% of the time. The other 1% probably takes place during anniversaries and brithdays and valentine's days or maybe when we mistake each other for somebody else. That doesnt mean we dont love each other. In fact I love her like crazy, from the bottom of my heart. I guess thats just how we roll as a couple

Anyway back to the main topic. I was just thinking about how girlfriends and boyfriends can be such a burden to each other. You know like how boyfriends worry about their girlfriends getting hurt, taken advantage of by other guys while girlfriend just worry about guys being insensitive, neglective of their feelings and cheating on them.

I mean it takes the joy out of a relationship doesnt it? I know I'm definitely not the perfect boyfriend. I'm quite a worrisome guy as what penny would say. I'm not the kind of guy who flies into a rage when penny talks to another guy but you'd definitely see a frown or two on my face if she went out with a guy alone. (OKK, i admit, a million frowns laaaa, (working on it)) Yup so we have our fair share about quarrels amongst other things. So in this way, I guess I'm quite a full luggage of burden for her.

As for her, she gives me plenty of space to do my stuff. Mind you, like yards and yards and I appreciate it man. Football, badminton, gaming, drinking, gambling, she sucks it all up without an inch of complaints. A few centimetres maybe. BUT BUT.. There's always a but isnt it? Haha yes this time round it isnt any different either. Im not at liberty to say too much but lets just say.. When her temper flares up, she becomes the devil itself. Ok fine fine, back to my main point. Its about boyfriends and girlfriends being a baggage to each other but yet us humans always end up suckers for it.

I was just thinking whyyy put up with all the misery? Why cant we just you know have like different partners and wake up in bed in the morning with different partners each day for the rest of our lives. We could even have plenty of 'mixed blood' babies. Just wonderful to look at! Now wouldnt that be fine.

No worries, no quarrels, no nothing. I'd like to state that by writing this post, it doesnt mean that Im sick and tired of my girlfriend or anything. I'd just like to let out steam from my bloated brain, just 'emptying the recycle bin', yet not losing every thought. On the contary, I find myself falling in love with this girlfriend of mine more each day. Especially when she just whipped up a pot of crazily delicous pork belly in ba kut teh style. What more could I ask for?

Just a penny of my thoughs. With penny in my thoughts.

Thursday, October 29, 2009



Ever heard of the saying that a leopard that never changes its spots? I guess thats me. Thats why i'm sloughing my brains out right now. Hate this really.

Sarcasm get you nowhere. Yes maybe somewhere. Towards hell I gather.

Listen long and listen good.

Monday, October 19, 2009

I bought a panasonic hi-fi set today!
Cost me a grand total of five bucks! Now tell me, you weed smoking neighbours, why should I spare you the wrath of the woofer?


The amazing weapon in action.

Saturday, October 17, 2009

I had been wanting to post this up since sometime ago but just didnt manage to go around doing it. During the school holidays this semester, penny and I went on a road trip to Gippsland where we just saw cows, grass, hills and ate and ate and ate.

We rented a hyundai getz which was the cheapest car available, however we were given a hyundai elantra instead. Its kinda something to be happy about as we got a free upgrade however the colour of the car was just downright bad. Penny termed it as the lao sai green colour and I quite rightfully agreed with her.


Here's our car and the female lead


The male lead who was exploited as a slave. Carrying every single shit. kidding!


On the road. The safe driver keeping everybody safe and sound.


We stopped by this farmhouse which served the freshest milk! You get to squeeze it and drink it warm! Err, we didnt manage to drink it though haha.


Bahhh


The creamiest mushroom soup EVA.


A horse and his dick =)


You know.. When birds of the same feather flock together? This is one example. Why? Just check out the similarities between their legs.


They even have the come and cuddle me corner which was kinda cute but smelly.


We came by this village called loch village. In actual fact, it was just rows of houses and shops beside the main highway so it was really small. We walked past this dog lazing in the sun on the soft soft grass. We waved to it and said hi. It didnt bother noticing us at all. Who knew, after five minutes of walking we turned around to see that it had followed us and upon seeing us turn around it just rolled over on its back as if asking for a chest rub and penny answered his wishes. Andafter it was done with the chest rub, it wagged its tail a couple of times and just left.


Suspension bridge which penny was afraid to step on.


Some hell of a tow truck. I wouldnt mind having this as my ride!


We went to check out the beach which was awesome.


One word. Corny. hehe


Me leaving a mark of malaysia on Australian soil


The place where we bunked for the night! It was a pottery where the potter rents out his cottage for extra cash. Pretty neat place with its own fireplace and whatnots.


A better view of the house


The staircase down the garden


The garden


The porch


The hallway and the door blocked by some pixie in the way.


The kitchen


Wardrobe


Dining Area


Woke up to find miss daisy cow eating grass.


Best fish and Chips ive ever tasted!


Salmon pizza with damn nice chips! I also dont know why


Ang moh fried mee. Decent dessert


We came upon this trout farm and we went fishing!


Me looking like a pro fisher


Her FISHING


We caught 3 fishes and now they are being washed up by this kind and scheming trout farmer


He gave us a free bottle of caviar cos penny worked her magic


Cooking the fish on the spot and eating it fresh was just pure heaven


Couldnt wait


And the last tourist destination of the trip before we headed home. This is called the thistle bridge i think where everyyear they hold a feast here and have the longest long table meal in the world. Something on that line.


And of course I had to leave a mark. Tried to leave a hole in the bridge but apparently it didnt work.




And now for the finale. Im sure you guys have heard of the chinese saying, the crouching tiger and hidden dragon. I'd say thats like wayyyyy outdated. I present to you the awesome super man and his all terrifying super duper kick ass crane girlfriend of the century..

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Sunday, October 11, 2009



Its been a really long time since last time. Loads of things have happened and changed. Amongst the many things, I turned 21.

Looking back, through this 21 years of my life, I have gained a huge number of friends and at the same time lost a couple of friendships along the way. Its times when I let these friends slip past my finger tips when I wonder whether I have been a delight to my friends' lives or just another pain in the ass that they cant wait to get rid of.

I was at church today when during the sermon the pastor pointed out that we generally hurt the people the closest to us the most. How ironic, yet how true.

Time to call home to mummy.

And oh, happy belated birthday guo sheng. You are 21. Time to buckle yourself down to the chair and study.

Wednesday, June 03, 2009

Chanced upon this video and I had to make a serious effort not to burst out laughing in the library.
Enjoy people.

Monday, June 01, 2009

Talking to my good o pals online somewhat left me feeling wide eyed. There I thought I was having it bad alone. But no, everyone's having a couple of stick shoved up their asses one way or the other.

Pardon my language please.

I was tossing and turning in bed one hour ago before I realised that it was going to be a fruitless attempt on heading to dreamland so I got up and read some notes instead. I cant say its been really productive but at least I tried. Then again, at times trying is never enough.

Today is Sunday. And its the day that we go to church. Today's service was good because it stirred up some feelings within me. I made a promise to myself to stop swearing in order to be a better person. So far, I've probably broken the promise upteen times. Tomorrow's going to be a better try.

I was walking home today and was just crossing the road. The red man was blinking which meant it was going to turn red soon but it was still my right to cross the road. A car zoomed straight towards me while making a turn, blaring its horn at me at the same time. I showed the driver my middle finger and probably mouthed the words, up your arse. I shouldnt have done that.

Exams oh exams.
Embrace me oh please.
Let me feel your coldness.
The relieve once you slip past.
Oh boy, cant you run fast enough.
Run brain run.
Make yourself worthy.